My Crush on Darth Vader

My boyfriend and I are moving in together. While helping him unpack a mountain of boxes, I spotted a Darth Vader mask. Jackpot, baby.

Some women yearn for Brad or George. Others go gaga over Denzel or (God forbid) Yanni. This girl is 100% Dark Side. That cloak, that weapon, that Voice. The man knows how to make an entrance. My friends have always been weirded out by me crushing on Darth, but think about it. He’s self-made and rather distinct. He’s passionate, articulate, and has his own theme song. You ladies can have your Bachelor and your Rock of Love. I remain smitten for my villain.