Doo Dah Parade
Saturday was the 26th annual Doo Dah Parade in the Short North. Joining or watching “the craziest parade in history” is a great way to fly your inner freak flag. If I got to be one of the "less-than-honorable" judges I would have bestowed these awards:
James Brown Lookalike: I look So Much Like James Brown I Don’t Have To Do Anything Else Award
The Marching Fidels: Viagra Award
Universal Swine Health Care: Scathing Satire Award
Batman: I Never Want To Take Off My Costume Because I’m Practically Guaranteed To Get Some Action Award
My First Art Car: Cutest In Show
Super Mario and Optimus Sub-Prime (tie): Best Animated Character
“The GOP is a big tent with a huge closet:" Best Sign
Uncle Sam riding a giant motorized wheel: Enchanting Yet Slightly Creepy Award
Bernie Madoff Farewell Tour: Most Impressive Effort (they sprung for printed signs)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Flys: Funniest Typo